Hello, hello. Its new years eve! And now, usually people will actually have plans on new years eve.

USUALLY.

But its a totally different case with Michelle! Who prefers to stay at home. Oh yes, definitely :). Not because she doesn't have any where to go, but because she has a wonderful pile of Heymaths sitting in front of her desk haunting her with its eedy beedy little fractions and decimals. And also because she's too lazy to go anywhere haha. Tsk, that Michelle, she'll turn into a floating hippo when shes 30.

So here is i, Michelle, staring at my Heymaths work. How do you do Heymaths? Huh? You like this don't you. This whole "i am in power because if you don't do me you'll get in trouble with your new maths teacher who will then hate you and give you a hard time for the rest of the year because she hates your guts for not doing your homework and so she'll blackmark you pick on you and ensure that you never leave the school with a single accomplishment in maths because of her deep hatred and prejudice towards you and your kind"

*Deep breath! Out... Deep breath! Out.."

Whoa.

Ok! So i mean, this is fine you know. I mean, pffft Heymaths. You know? I'm totally fine. Absolutely. I only have a bajillion questions to do before my CA on the second day of school, and you know being in a new class with new classmates, teachers, subjects, shoes, oh principal too!, new walls, new colours, new food..

Ok. So i highly doubt there will actually be new food.

PROVE ME WRONG TKG CANTEEN! PROVE ME WRONG!

AhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahXD.

*Coughs* Ok.

But do you see what i'm talking about?! Next year is a new year! (Oh gosh how could i forget that with my whole "new" rant) But actually, thats not really a problem! Hahaha. I mean, so what if everythings new. You know? I can handle it. I can take on the world!!!

Ok, so i realised the whole fingers behind the back while saying all this only works in real life.

Gosh, ok. I'm not scared exactly. I never was because i was happy that i was going to the class that i wanted. But i think, i think these are those kind of pre "something" jitters. Like before you run a race, unless you're like completely confident about your performance (lets not talk about you people, no mars bars for you blaljf), you'll feel a little nervous right? Or well i'm hoping so. Haha. But the moment you hear that gun shot, and you take off, everything will be ok. Or well lol, at least i hope it would.

What are you talking about Michelle? Ofcourse it would XD. OH! PLUS! Syazana will be in your class! AHHH YAY AWESOME!!!!!! *does happy dance around room* And Lynette, Lorraine, Evonne, Elc, gosh i miss you guys soooo much. We must visit each other! Hop into each others classrooms and scream at each other and like steal Elc's shoe or something and throw it. Somewhere. Haha i don't know! Lets just visit each other!

IT IS THE MICHELLE LAW! And er, yours too.

So right! Yes. Back to my whole "My date with Heymaths on new years eve" special. You know what i've been doing since morning? HEYMATHS! And oh right i went to the bank also, haha. But anyway, HEYMATHS! And well i mean i also watched America's Funniest Home Videos.

You know, because its every girls dream to watch hours and hours of America's Funniest Home Videos.

And oh gosh! Do you know that my brothers friends gave him a remote controlled airplane for Christmas?! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????????? Lucky duck! Don't ask me why i want a remote controlled airplane because i honestly have no idea. But isn't it just so awesome!

Almost as awesome as the plastic sealer thing i must say. Heh heh heh.

Oh but that plastic sealer thing. Wow. I'm telling you. Coolest thing on earth. Definitely. I highly reccomend it as a gift.

Fun and functional XD. Ahahahaha.

No but really, the plastic sealer. Very cool.

Althought technically its hot, becuase it melts the plastic.

Ok Michelle lets not get technical here.

Ok. So yes, thats my day. I could go down to church later with my family, but i decided to stay at home and watch the countdown for five minutes.

Because the countdown is only five minues.

Which i don't particularly get really. Haha. But yes! Lol, i'd better shut up and DO MY HEYMATHS! AHH!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! XDXD

Michelle went "Hey macadamia (and not heymaths HAH!)" :)

Hello!

And ohnoohnoohno.

Ohnoohno.

Ohnoohnoohno.

Ohno, ohno.

This is random, but

OHNO.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Do you ever have those moments where you just stop, and go "huh?" ?

Like when you're thinking about doing something but you're doing something else.

When you travel through time in your mind.

When all of a sudden its yesterday again.

Its like you're climbing Mount Everest and trying to reach the sun!

But when you get to the top, you realised thats not what you wanted at all.

What exactly are we doing?

And what exactly am i trying to say??

What happens when we don't have the answers to the questions that we constantly ask ourselves.

Why do we keep asking these questions?

And then again, why don't we?

Whats with stepping in the sand and letting the waves run over it?

And like, frowning for no reason.

Whats with looking up when you're down,

And looking down when you're up?

How is it possible that no matter how much we do, its never good enough.

What is good enough?

What are the definitions to all those words we use so often?

And how is it that all of us interpret the same thing in different ways?

How are we different?

What would happen if we were all the same?

Why are we afraid of the dark?

When the dark can make the bright brighter?

How can something build you up yet destroy you at the same time?

Or what happens if dreams come true?

What do we do?

What do we do now?

And what happens if dreams are shattered?

What happens if you capsize halfway?

Why do we pick ourselves up?

Why do we tell ourselves that its going to be ok?

Why do we we always understand?

When some things aren't supposed to be understood?

Are we living in a shelter?

What exactly is the outside world?

Is it pretty?

Is it nice?

Does it matter?

Why do we squeeze into things that are too small?

And ignore those that are too big?

Why is there a difference when you buy a cake from a supermarket?

From baking it yourself?

Why do you want it to rain on a hot day?

But want it to be hot on a rainy day?

Why do we think?

What are we supposed to think about?

Are we born to think?

Or is thinking in born in us?

Am i making sense?

Do i want to make sense?

Why am i asking all these questions?

What are the answers to all these questions?

Will i actually try to answer them?

Do i eat a sandwhich?

Am i hungry?

How are you?

How am i?

What am i doing?

What am i trying to say??

Do you ever have those moments where you just stop, and go "huh?" ?

Do you ever have those moments where you just stop, and go "huh?" .





I'm sorry:), i don't know whats up with me today.
My mother bought this plastic sealer.
Its VERY cool.
You put it to the plastic, let it rest to melt,
Then you slide it along.
Its VERY cool.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO US!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

Merry christmas to those whoare short or who are tall!

Here! Lets have a bajillion photos of penguins to keep us happy this holiday season.





































































































Merry Christmas everyone :)!

Michlle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Oh my gosh today was hilarious XDXDXD.

I couldn't stop laughing from just now till now. And some of you people might not find it very funny. But lol i shall get on with it :). How did it start? Well, it all started with a church musical, and a girl, who had absolutely NO SENSE of direction.

6.05 (approximately) PM.

Eunice, this certain girls best friend had arrived. This certain girl had invited her to go watch the church musical, and she decided that they should take the bus 14, down to Rendevous Hotel. Now this girl had never taken the bus down there before, but she had gone home that way. So, she thought that she had a sure fire plan.

6.11-7++ PM.

The two girls were on the bus, talking in strange accents. Scottish! British! A Scottish person from India! They were having a good time. Talking about friends, family, and weird sites that played very, very weird but somehow intriging flashes. And all along the way, the girls had no idea where they were going. Even or should i say especially this certain girl. Who had no clue whatsoever.

The time had come, they thought, and they went down to the first deck. She looked around, puzzled, and to her dear friends question of "Is it this stop?", she said

"I think its the next one."

Ohmygod. You can see where this is going.

This happens a few times now, and the girl who shall now be called "Kayu", went up to ask the driver. She asked him, "Does this bus go to Rendevous Hotel?" And he said,

"Rendevous Hotel pass long time ago already."

Crap.

So she calls her brother, and he geos "Where are you now?" "I don't know!" "Give me a landmark." "I don't know!" "Just name me a landmark!" "I don't know!" And Eunice very helpfully points out that we're at Grange Road. And he instructs us to get off immediately, and take a taxi. We ofcourse, follow, not like we hadn't already thought of that before. The brother says to her "I hope you have enough money. Because i only have $10." And just to make things a little worse, the girl checked her wallet to find that she had absolutely no money.

Crap again.

7.29 PM.

This was very nice. We were supposed to be at church half an hour ago! But no... we somehow turned up at Orchard Road (okok, not somehow). We run across the road, Michelle, laughing away. We stand there waiting for a taxi. but apparently taxis don't like us, so it was no use. We decided to go to the taxi stand at Wisma, to try our luck.

The line moved fairly quickly. Michelle thanked God that she hadn't run off to take the mrt halfway. This was going well. You know, line was moving, and before you know it, we were in our cab! As we got in, i said, "Rendevous Hotel." And wouldn't you know it. Our taxi driver turned to us and said,

"Rendevous hotel? What Rendevous Hotel. I don't know the Rendevous Hotel."

It was like, dear pants what in the world was happening!!!

We called her brother (again) and he reminded her (i have no idea why she forgot) that church was along Prinsep street! Right then! They were on their way.

7.39-7++ PM.

I'm not telling it well. But so we're in a taxi, on our way to church, late, no idea where we are, our taxi driver doesn't know the way.. and you know, we're taking in the sights. Ok, so i have no clue where we are. But all of a sudden, i see a big building, and i say "Oh hey! This place looks familiar." And Eunice stares at me and goes "Thats Crazy Horse." And i burst out laughing!

Its hard to explain! We had just been talking about Crazy Horse just now on the bus! And then all of a sudden i say that i know the place. Which is even worse, because that place is a topless pub. So i start laughing and laughing, our taxi driver getting highly amused, i start crying because of the laughing, Eunice starts getting hungry, and i explain to the driver that the place is a topless pub, and he gets more amused, or well er, er, something else.

So well.

We dive along. You know, laughing, trying to stop laughing, sharing interesting information that this certain building had 911 windows.. talking about how crazy it is that someone would want to spend $35 on that bungee thing by the Singapore river just to give them selves a heart attack and die.

You know, normal stuff :).

And so it was time to update the brother. She called again and told him that they had just passed the bungee thing, and he said that that was the wrong way. We later found out from my dad that the taxi driver had cheated us and gone a longer way instead even though he said it was becuase of some Orchard road jam or something like that. Kind of makes you think doesn't it? So anyway XD< the taxi driver drives us and we turn into this place, that looks vaguely familiar, but well ofcourse. You're in a taxi with a Michelle, do you actually think she'd know where you were going?

"I don't think its here."

"Hah? But then i don't know. Should be here what."

"Oh an over head bridge! I think its somewhere here."

"Call your brother."

*calls and gets confused*

"He said to turn left at Sim Lim square."

"Aiyah! That means its the wrong side."

"You mean we're on the wrong side of Prinsep street?"

*takes out street directory* "How do you spell Rendevous Hotel?"

"R.. e.. n.. R,e,n what??"

"I can't find any R,e,n."

"What??"

"I can't find any Rendevous. You check."

*Hands book to Michelle and Eunice*

"R,e,n.. Theres no Rendevous Hotel!"

"Shit!"

"Call your brother."

"I think we're on the wrong side."

"Aiyah that means i must go there again and U-turn.."

*drives*

*goes about 5 metres further then where he stopped at first*

"WAIT! WAITWAITWAIT! This is the place! Ohmygodthisis the place! (i'm sorry i used God's name in vain, i'm sorry i used God's Name in vain, i'm sorry i used God's name in vain amen). This is the place! OHMY! Here! Its just here!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??"

"Aiyah you girl.. Ok, i charge you $9 (it was $9.40)."

"Thankyou uncle."

"I can't believe it was just here. How did i not see that just now?"

*stumble out of taxi and head to the doors*

"What time is it?"

"Er..8 o clock."

"I had a feeling that we were going to reach here exactly at 8 o clock."

"Never going anywhere with Michelle again."

(sorry if i misquoted)

So we hurry upstairs meet my brother, he tells me some hopplablapa about which path we should choose which turns out to be hooplablap :), and we take out seats. Michelle still wildly amused by this, very wildly amused. And you know what? Its SO TYPICAL! Its so typical that it was so unexpected! We kept talking about it. It was like "How did we not see this one coming? You put someone on a bus with Michelle who "knows where she is going". I mean, do i have to relate this to my "I got lost on the mrt in p6 and ended up at Boon Lay or Eunos becausei'm such a kayu when it comes to transportaion?!"

If you hadn't heard the story, you don't need to hear it again. Trust me, you don't want to know.

Oh oh :), i learnt the word "kayu" from Eunice. It means wooden block. Story of my life and transportation.

Church PM.

The play was good! Rachel and Mark John were so cute, haha, especially in the scene on the mrt. The guys were really funny in that miming thing also, oh gosh i coudln't stop laughing XD. Everyone deserves a mars bar! Mars bars for everyone *throws* even though i'm pretty sure none of them will see this lol. But still, lol, today was a fun day.

Eunice and i bought sandwhiches and waited for my dad to come. She's an amazing person. I would've slapped me if i weren't me today (she did bring that up a couple of times thoguh), but it was all fun. We started talking about how it would 've never been this way if Sarah were here. EVen if she didn't know the way, we would've never ended up like that.

Its the Michelle factor. I'm like the transportation jinx.

This is a very long post. I know. I probably have a ton of mistakes but i'm too busy having flashbacks of Crazy Horse. But there is something very valuable to be learnt here today. Its not, don't take the bus to chruch when you can take the mrt, or, don't act like you know where you're going when you really have no idea,

We learnt that we should never go out with Michelle alone again.

Or even if you do, make sure that you're the one who knows where to go.

If not another story, i think something very similar to this one, would be up here again.

In summary, today Michelle got LOST.

But it was so, so so, much fun :).

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Hello, hello. Ok, so well first i want to apologise if i'm not very well, happy, in this post. Why? Well, i er have a little beetle problem.

Hahahahaha, that was a pun!

Little beetle problem! Haha do you get it? I don't mean Little bittle because i really do have a Little beetle problem.

Yes. That little annoying buzzing beetle.

I think this beetle is a little blind. Its been flying around non stop for like the past half hour and smashing into things. Like, it goes "Buzz buzz buzz SMASH. Buzz buzz buzz SMASH. Buzz SMASH. Bbb- SMASH. SMASH SMASH." And it keeps flying around me. So i have to jump up if not it'll smash into me (screaming in the process. Ahem *clears throat* er, its only natural to do so you see. Its human instinct to scream when something is flying towards you. Er yes *clears throat again* Wow i need some water).

I really want to help this little beetle. You know, like.. make a pair of little beetle spectacles for it, or set it to vibration mode. And i would! Really! I mean i'd try to figure out a way to help this very, VERY annoying beetle that keeps interrupting me while i type this. Yes, i really would, if i wasn't so consumed with thoughts on how to catch it.

Put it into this tiny box.

Then bury it 30 feet under the ground with no air.

And then jump like a crazy kangaroo on top of the ground which is covering it.

So you see its not my fault that i can't help this beetle! I know i know, Michelle, the one who says all inanimate objects can communicate. Even though this doesn't apply to the current situation but still, you see i have a principle! You don't go around putting beetles into tiny boxes and burying them under the ground. Its uncalled for. Rude, mean,

Oh gosh it just smashed into something again.

Maybe i should try talking to it. Like, maybe we could come to a compromise. Why not you buzz and ka-smash outside? Theres more space, you'll have more fun, and i won't have to hear your annoying buzzing!

And what is up with the buzzing thing actually? I thought only bees buzzed. But well i suppose its not subject to copyright.

Oh.. OH.. Wow you're not happy are you huh? Now you're only buzzing around me. Do you know how manye spelling mistakes i've made because of you? How many times i've ran to the kitchen to seek refuge?

Seek refuge from your buzzkasmash?!

Oh! Wow. Ok. I see where this is going. Don't say i didn't try to talk to you. I did. Oh yes.. And look! I'm typing this jumpily as well! So you can read it! So don't say i didn't warn you. Oh right, i'm sorry. I take that back.

BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU'RE A LITTLE BEETLE BIT BLIND!

Fly little Timoo, fly! Fly somewhere else! Its been half an hour or more. Can't you leave already?! Oh please fly before i do something that i'll regret. (I decided to call the beetle Timoo. I felt that we had become acquainted enough and it was about time i gave him or her a name. Yes, i think Timoo is a versatile name. It should suit both a boy and a girl. I recommend it. Plus, just think of all the nicknames you can come up with for the name. Theres,

Tim!
Moo!
Imoo!
Timoomoo the cow!
Titi!
T man!
Moo cow!
Timoorella!
Timoobella!
Timoon!
Timoongie!
Timoofoowhooboocool!
Moozarella!
Moodonalds!
Moo shoe!
Moodonna!
Eugene!

Do you see? Gosh this is such a good name. Genius Michelle pure genius.)

Oh ho! It just flew into the toilet and i hurriedly closed it shut. I feel kind of bad. The toilet. Why couldn't it have flown out into the hall where it can be free! Or outside would be even better! But no, it had to choose the toilet.

Ah, i see.

I liked the toilet as well, i like many toilets. Like have you seen the one at Century Square? Stylo milo with kopi oh. Toilets are a place of refuge, a place of solitude, a place of reflection. Why, just yesterday i head my brother singing christmas carols from the bathroom! The toilet can be such a beautiful place, and it is indeed very significant to any home or business office. Imagine if you had the best looking office in Singapore, but the moment you step into the toilet, you see grey walls, the push tap that goes "whooosh!", and no toilet roll, your whole office would be tarnished. Because of the toilet.

At the same time, the toilet can work the other way round! You could have a frumpy pumpy house, but the moment someone steps into a lovely toilet, they get amazed! "What a wondeful toilet!" they would say. And i can rest assure you, the moment they get out from there, thats the only thing that they'll be talking about to you.

How you got your toilet so dang it beautiful XD.

I see why it chose the toilet now. You made a wise choice Timoo. I wish you best of luck.

And remember, that bowl with the water thing,

its not a fountain.

Not a fountain :).

Micihelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Hello, hello.

I've got a situation.

Its official. Michelles brain has gone poof and has taken all her sense along with it (not that i actually had alot of that so imagine how i am now). I feel.. like i've hit rock bottom. Or technically molten lava bottom because rock is not the deepest part of the earth.

Ok, that didn't make sense.

Because technically, rock still is the bottomest part of the earth. Since the earth is round, the other side of earth would have to be its bottom depending on where you are, making rock still the bottomest part of the earth!

Or it could be a tree. I don't know.

Do you see my problem?

Well, okay, to get along with it. Just now, i had to ask someone how to spell the word "potato". Terrible isn't it And this isn't the first time! I didn't know how to spell "stethescope" once! It was in my head but then another spelling popped out and everything was a blur! And do you know whats the worst part about this? When you ask someone how to spell it,

on msn.

So you go,

*( " )* says:
how do you spell potato?

And the other person is like

"Whawha??"

And you give a sort of lenghty explanation on why you're asking. And the person tells you the answer. You mutter a thousand thanks before inching your way back into that cuddly corner with the cable tv from which you came.

And OHMYGOSH two cats are giving mating calls to each other outside!

They sound exactly like children crying, so i freaked out and thought that someone had abandoned babies in our garden. So i rushed to Siti and said,

"OHMYGODSOMEONELEFTTWOBABIESINOURGARDEN."

And she said to me in a very calm and dignified manner,

"They're cats Michelle. Thats they're mating call."

And i very smartly go,

"OHMYGODTWOCATSAREMAKINGLOVEINOURGARDEN."

I could not have gotten any lower.

Gosh Michelle, you and your head.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

TODAY I SAW MY DENTIST WITHOUT HER MASK!

XD XD XD.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

(I could get used to these few sentence updates. Hahaha!)

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I decided to write a novel XD.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

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