Hello, hello! Yes, i know. An update so soon?? Something must be wrong with Michelle! But anyway yes, i just discovered my chinese blog. Ok, so technically i didn't just "discover" it. But i just went to it! I haven't been there in a while, i only have 2 posts, and i couldn't read a thing. Well after a while i could at first when i read it it was just like "blah blah blah blah blah" which is saying something because i used the simplest chinese on there. And i say the same things. So anyway! Here it is!

http://wodexinhua.blogspot.com/

I should update it sometime! Hahahahaha.

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Hello, hello. I have grave news. Today, i am announcing my boycotting of Yahoo.com. I always liked Yahoo.com. I thought that it was.. it was there fromt he beginning. It had seen good times and bad times. It was Yahoo!

Yahoo!

But now, now is a different story. And why? Why you ask (or don't ask but i'm asking anyway XD)? Well i'll tell you why.

There are only 6 pictures of Bobby Jon on Yahoo.com. There are over 11 pages on google. Which makes you wonder, why do they only have 6 pictures? Number one, this is Bobby Jon! Number two, shouldn't they have more resources to dig up more pictures? I'm just using Bobby Jon as an example. You know, heh. I mean, its not like i went to search for his pictures or anything, because you know, i am a die hard Bobby Jon fan with no life who goes "Ahhhhlibabaah! Its Bobby jon!" when he come on Survivor for that 2 seconds when they introduce the jury.

No... ofcourse i'm not like that. What are you thinking. Gosh.

And did i mention that 2 of the pictures aren't even of Bobby Jon? I mean ok so on google they have a couple of pictures that aren't of him either and they repeat some pictures but if you count the ratio *moves hands up and down*, well i mean Google has more pictures than Yahoo. And i'm wondering,

WHY IS THIS SO.

Not that i'm upset or anything because i didn't get to see more pictures of Bobby Jon because i'm a die hard fan of his who wanted him to win the million dollars in the end and went "Ahhhhh mash potatoes mash potatoes!!!" when he was voted out or anything, i mean pfft. You know. Pfft. I'm not er, i'm not like that.

Cha. Hm, hm :) so well er.

Well yes, i'm boycotting yahoo for the time being. And i should er, i should probably go now. Yes. *coughs* Well good bye all! Bobby Jon. I'm sorry did i just say Bobby Jon? I didn't mean to say Bobby Jon. Well hey i didn't say Bobby Jon! I said Wobby Won! That chef at china town who makes excellent noodles. Yes, yes definitely that guy. Very good noddles. I recommend it.

And er, i like cheese! And cheese likes you too. And...

Bye. *runs in to the wind*

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Hello, hello. Oh wow, my last post was annoying. Ahahahaha. And i have nothing to blog about! And yet i am here, in front of the computer, typing away into this boy *does box action with fingers*, when i have absolutely no idea what to write.

Story of my life!

So right! Let me bumble and babble about today. Well, today i woke up :). And.. yep, thats pretty much it. Oh! but i had a nightmare last night. It was so weird. I dreamt that i was on survivor, IN A HOTEL, and i was bethrothed to someone who i have no idea is, Rafe from the current survivor was in there and this guy from American Casino as well, and yes heres the thing, Britney spears was the host. It was the weirdest dream ever. And everytime i have a nightmare, i'll picture an insect of some sort, close up. Like with their feelers, bug eyes and bjtyskvavletuhvbakuchtbyv *shudders*. And then i wake up, try to sleep again but keep picturing the bug and never get to sleep. Today i pictured my boster with bug eyes. Not a good experience.

So right! Enough about the weird dreams Michelle has. I'm supposed to be calling my maths tutor now, to start my tuition but i haven't yet. I'm procrastinating as you can tell. And i'm running out of things to say. Its raining now, and i'm drinking soup. SARAH'S COMING HOME! I mean well, shes coming back to Singapore!

*does happy dance*

*twice!*

I wish i were a lunberjack..!
I'd get to eat pancakes and syrup all day.
I'd wear a funny plaid shirt and hairy hat,
And cut down trees for work and play.

I wish i were a lumberjack,
Just that i'll change the name to slumberwack!
I'd meet a duck and we'd go quack quack!
And i'd better get off before i ramble anymore..!

I know that doesn't rhyme, but bye XD!

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WADDUP.

So yo today i went tah Orchard Road bah mahself FO SHO, and i wus like,

"Hey ya'll why do i always go to the same places in the district but never to the other places in the district that i never go to yo?"

But like, ye-ahhh. To mahself. So i wus like,

"Oh coolio bam jam with ham! I'll head up to the Galleria go check that place out. See what dah place is like yo. Because i ain't ever been into the galleria at all and it wus right across the road."

So then i was like, "Hollar!" and went to dah Galleria. And i'm telling you that place is

FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

I mean like, upstairs, downstairs, the decor.. Oh yeah i know such a tight word LOLLER, decor~.. yeah.. say it like you want to say it sum moreeeeeeee..

So yo i'm in there right? And the first floor is like a snapping Disneyland replica, just that is not Disneyland yo. HAHA.

UP HIGH! *slaps hand*

It wus tight ya'll. So then i decided to check out other places that i didn't go tah before. So i went by Lucky Plaza where all the actions at yo. So i mean i'm there, checkin the place out. Pretty ok i say. And then mah EYES, settle onto the absolute perfect lil shoe shop with a sign.. So yeah, i go in check the place out and it ain't bad yo, cheap and nice stuff btu i didn't buy no nothin cause my money, er *coughs* i mean, cause mah bling bling wus all out yo.

CHA.

But its all cool. But i tell you whats even cooler ya'll. A magic shop! So i mean i saw that and i wus like

"SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

So i went it and i'm telling you that place is fffffffiiinnnnnnnneeee! Whoopee cushions, fake slime, magic cards and pens and all of that yo. So then the shop keeper calls me and says that he'll show me a magic trick. And i'm telling you ya'll it was tighttt. I was snap crackin kabooming and by willy washington he offered me a job for the next holiday XD!

COCONUT JUICE CHA.

So yo i'm gonna go now cause..

I.. like.. big butts and i cannot lie!

Badabadadadadadadaaah...

HOLLAR!

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and hahahahahaha :).

Hello, Hello! *jumps*

GUESS WHAT XD!

They're here! They're here! And how did Michelle know? Because all of a sudden the house is clean!

The tables have a sparkling sheen,
old papers were thrown
and the floor tiling shone,
and we got a call at 433,
"We're though the causeway."
Said Aunty Mei.
And now they're here :).

Oh gosh, lol. That sounds sarcastic somehow, but trust me it isn't. My aunties have come to visit! And brought (unfortunately no food) lots and lots of questions. And chatter. The first 5 minutes in the car, and they were already bombarding me with questions. My parents got a big kick out of it though. They were laughing the whole way. So let me explain to you my aunties.

My aunties, are basically great, great people, who talk alot. Well ok they don't talk alot, exactly, but they chatter (or well thats what i think lol), if it makes a difference. So they start chattering. And then they ask questions. And then they chatter some more. And after a while you sort of can't talk to them anymore, which doesn't really make a difference because they're the ones talking the whole time. Not that i have anything against it ofcourse, i chatter too sometimes :). They're kind of like, more feminine than my mother. Not saying that my mother isn't feminine, but just saying that they talk about stuff like hair, makeup, jewelry and all that. Not saying that they're like bimbotic or anything also.

Why do i keep doing that?!

So yes heh, anyway. Its kind of fun hanging out with them that way. And they talk about food also. My youngest aunt has eaten so many things, you could open up her tummy and find sushi in Kentucky, but not exactly! Ok, right. That is a wrong mental image. And made no sense.

Ew, Michelle, ew *slaps self*.

So lol well, what i'm basically saying is that i'm hanging with the aunts yo. We gonna bring the house down with our mad fad chatter that would make that Alice Hatter dude go boo hoo.

CHA.

Haha i'd better go, i didn't really talk to them today. Nothing says chatter like the patter at 250AM, unless they're asleep now. Well if they are, theres always tomorrow. And this time, i'll be ready! I think. Oh what are you saying Michelle, of course you'll be ready.

After all, it runs in the family XD.

PenQuin power!

Gosh, i'm way too hyper in the mornings :).

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Hello, hello!

LIFE.

Has been uneventful.

TIME.

Has been moving slowly.

LOVE.

Has come in the form of the most amazing movie, Somewhere in Time.

AND MICHELLE.

Has fallen hopelessly in love with it.

I saw the most amazing movie last night. Or well ha, its the most amazing movie to me. Its one of those great movies that makes you think. And not bad kind of think, good kind of think. And its those kind of movies that leave you, sort of, speechless. I mean at the end of the movie, i didn't know whether to smile,

whether to cry,

whether to question,

whether to answer,

or whether to protest for it being too short!

So i did none of those :).

Instead i sighed! I was literally stuck in my bed, and i sighed, listening to the most beautiful music playing during the credits. Ok and then i started to think XD. My brother and i lay down on our beds and it was,

it was like a, a *scribbles circle over and over around Michelle's room*, a thing!

It was almost like a volcano had erupted, or like a fire had started, or the world was invaded by baby penguins! But okok haha, what i mean is that the movie had that, that lingering effect.

And it made me think.

And it made me remember.

All those times back in Ipoh, in the old house, the fishes, the swings, the rooms, the tiles, the atmosphere, the durian, the slippers, the markets, the love, the family, my grandfather. Just all those mental images that were almost replaced by the blahblahs of the present.

And the best of all, it made my brother think. It made him think about Ipoh. And i had no idea what to say. So i said nothing :). But i did later though haha. And by some cosmic reaction to the, thing thing *scribbles circle over Michelle's room over and over again* we took a little trip back to the little town in Malaysia. Reliving, i think haha, the lives we used to have.

I wonder if i willed myself back in time, if it would work like in the movie. I could try. Humanly impossible you say? I shall conquer XD! I shall go back in time to June 16th, 1912, and meet Richard Collieur and Elise McKenna! And i shall tell them of my times in Ipoh running from durian and into the arms of gorgeous na choy!

I apologise, i'm still in that, that thing *scribbles circle around Michelle* XD.

The most amazing movie, to me, with the most amazing actor and actress, with the most amazing storyline, and the most amazing after effect.

Or maybe i'll just will myself back to 1980, in the cinema where this beautiful creation was screened for the first time.

And give it the best standing ovation i could ever give in my life XD.

Where there is time,
there is tomorrow.
Somewhere in time all sorrows pass to memories.
And so the end,
is the beginning,
Somewhere in time
We are as we're meant to be.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Hello! So today i going blind in front of the computer (again) when a thought suddenly struck me. I got confused. I debated, i pondered, i tried to reach a conclusion. So i thought, "Hey! why not get the good people of the internet to help me!" and so i need your help, in answering this very important question.

Is Sebastian from the Little Mermaid a lobster or a crab?

Honestly though. Well at first i thought he was a crab, but the if you compare the evidence,
















Thats Sebastian. And,












The lobster from Ah Hocks seafood restaurant. Haha just kidding! But yes back to the point. And,













A crab. I resisted posting Mr Krabs from Spongebob by a little bit, haha. But yes! So if you look carefully, Sebastian is shaped like a lobster, but i always thought he was a crab. Then again the crab is flat and lengthy sideways, and Sebastian is not. But then again Sebastian has the shell which the lobster does not have. But Sebastian doesn't have the feeler things that the lobster has. But he does look more like a lobster than a crab. So,

what exactly is going on here?!

By an unofficial poll, i have come up with the following statistics. I didn't vote myself because i'm on the clam shell. Hahaha. Because you know, there aren't fences under water? Hahaha. Ok so yes. So far!

LOBSTER
1

Crab
0



I asked my brother. So i guess the great debate continues! I'm off to solve another mysery! I shall see you soon :).

Ashlee Simpson avatars for Michelle, maybe you'll find some nicer ones here :)

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The great debate begins!

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Here you go, for Michelle :),










Yep. I've got more actually but i don't know why i can't post them. If you don't like them though i'll post again.

























Random picture of her that i found, haha. There you go XD!

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Hello, hello. Ok, you can just ignore this post.

Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my,oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my,oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my,oh my,oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my,oh my, oh my,oh my, oh my,oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my,oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my gosh. I can't believe this happened *jumps about*. Oh my :).

Oh my goodness.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Hello, hello. The things you do when you have nothing to do.

Observe!

http://artpad.art.com/?ipd6hx48g9s

Ahaha!

Michelle went "hey macadamia" :)

November 5th, Saturday.

Hello again :). Now i know i'm adding on to my old post, but thats because this one is too short, haha. I found a great game to play!

http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm

Do you dare to poke the penguin?

Heep poking the penguin :).

Ahaha!

Michelle went "hey macadamia" :)

Hello, hello. Today i saw the strangest thing, well ok not exactly. But i saw this man carrying a bag full of otahs on the mrt. And it made me wonder, "Why is the man carrying a bag full of otahs?" It was honestly alot! I couldn't even imagine. And then i thought again "What does anyone do with so many otahs?". I know i know, you eat them. But the thing is, why. And just like that, Detective Michelle was thrown into deep thought!

Now there are only a few possible explanations for this.

#1. The man is an otah lover and eats nothing but otahs for days and days.
#2. The man sells the otahs, and he was bring the otahs to his shop.
#3. Maybe it was an otah ransom, he had to buy all the otahs to redeem someone.
#4. He was going to build a hosue full of otahs.
#5. He was going to put them in someones pillow case, so that they'll dream salty dreams.
#6. Or six, perhaps he was just going to share them with people. (Mental note, this point is highly possible)

And so as i sat there opposite him, staring at the bag of otahs, i realised i was being too obvious. You don't just stare at peoples otahs! It must have been really rude. So i immediately caught myself, and turned my attention to the two little kids running around the metal pole. They were so adorable, honestly :). But then i realised i was forgetting about the otah man, so i carefully slid my eyes back onto the bag of otahs.

I noticed he was talking to this lady by the door. I thought that they might sit together, considering there were empty seats next to him. But then i realised that the lady had a suitcase with her! Aha! So he probably is going on a trip, to a place where there are no otahs! Thats why he bought a bag full of otahs. Or perhaps it was just to eat in the airport. Or maybe it was to eat on the plane. Or maybe it was to tip the Pilots off with, or distribute at the airport. So i smiled to myself. Aha Michelle! Yet another mystery solved! But then i reminded myself that this was not the case at all. The only real way to find out the answer, would be to ask the man himself, why he had a bag full of otahs. And get slapped in the face or spat at for being a busybody.

Or he could've just given me a weird look and ran away. But really, who's to know these days?

When i got off at tanah merah, i noticed him and the lady getting off too. Last minute theories popped into my mind. Maybe they were going to smuggle the otahs! But lets not get ahead of ourselves here. Rationalise Michelle, rationalise. As i hopped, skipped and swaddled down the stairs, i made the grave decision to leave the mystery, as it was.

Sad as it could be, i knew i could never find out the answer, the true answer, as to why the man was carrying a bag full of otahs. And my pondering would be of no use, as to this strange phenomena. And i knew that all i could've done was to sit down, hope, and wait, for the next otah carrying man, to come along.

But then again in this town, some things are better off not knowing. And some things, are better left unsolved.

*takes off fedora, and hangs it on the lonely coat rack, as the sounds of police sirens whither into the night*

Ok, so whoevers convinced that i have absolutely no life, say "Penguin pants"!

"Penguin pants"!

Darn those pair of penguin pants.

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