I remember, while my dad was driving me to school last week. He said,

"Mc. Your brother is going to do something i did 30 years ago."

As usual i was dead in the morning, so i only managed a single bored "What."

And with the slightest of pauses he replied,



"Leave home."









Anyway, Michelle WHAT in the world are you doing online! Your first paper is tomorrow dang it! Get OFF this stupid contraption before you become more and more stupid and forget every single thing you've been learning about SS and you fail and die and lie (in the mud) with pie and a yellow tie cry high sky why sigh bye dry quai.

Theres no such word as quai right?

I have no idea. I just wanted to use a rhyming word with the letter "q" because i personally feel the that letter is quite left out in the alphabet don't you think? And what happens if the letter "q" actually really hates "u". But like "u" keeps following "q" around because a "q" is always followed by a "u" like the the whole "i" before "e" but not after "c" or something like that i can't remember but the POINT IS that it has no choice because those are the rules of the english language!


COMMUNISTS!


Am i allowed to say that? Actually i have no idea yet again though i'm not surprised i just know that the reason why Malaya agreed to merger with Singapore was because she wanted to have some sort of control over the communist threat in Singapore for fear that it would take over and spread to their own country yes i like speaking in long running sentences today because i just really feel like annoying myself and i'm really annoying myself right now and i hope i'm annoying you because i dont know WHY but i like to annoy people and i'm probably doing a pretty good job of it because any moment now i'm going to stop this incessant typing and give myself a good hard slap across the face and can i please stop using that stupid word "because" BECAUSE my vocabulary sucks like a toilet plunger and i'm probably going to fail and die and cry and sigh and whatever useless crap i wrote up there and no i'm not stressed and no i'm not saying that because i'm in denial i don't know why but i just feel like annoying the HECK out of myself probably because i deserve it for some unknown reason that i'll explain twenty years down the road when i don't know like run a bird down with my car IF i actually learn to drive one day maybe there'll be hover cars and we'd all fly like superman then we won't have to worry about the greenhouse effect and the depletion of the Ozone layer and maybe i won't have to bring those dang newspapers down for recycling every two week from class not that i'm upset about that actually i'm not upset at all i know i seem like i am but i'm not so trust me if you've even gone on to read this far if you did congratulations because i'm sure this was so annoying so let me reward you with an exciting piece of information about my life oh wait i can't because there is absolutely nothing interesting going on in my life and no i'm not stressed and i'm not in denial about being stressed i just feel like annoying myself today and i'm doing a pretty dang good job of it!


Oh just shut up and get off already.

Someone please kick me in the butt. I'll pay.

With hay.

Ok Michelle lets please not start this again.



Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Hello! Today i shall talk about my day.

Not today though, yesterday.

But it was still my day.

Even though i don't own it.

Yeah.

Okay nevermind.



So yesterday! The lovely dramamama's (and a few thousand) went to see The Forbidden City at the Esplanade! It was so wonderful because everyone dressed up and i was having such fun taking pictures then grumbling about how horrible they turned out because they did turn out badly at least for me oh why is the world so unfair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should write a song about this.

As i was saying. There we were, at the Esplanade, watching The Forbidden City. It was really good! I thought the staging was amazing, with the sets and positions. It was very well directed.

The story was good too, although i did prefer the Twist Of Fate because i'm a nut like that. But it was good! The twist at the last part got me by the throat. I was like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHATISTHIS!!?!?!"

!!

I know! And then Marissa was all "I knew it was coming." And i was like, "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?"

Because only then did i get what the guy meant by "Which story do i tell?" *nudge and winks*

But no i'm serious. That part *got* to me. It was like whoa.

After that, we planned to go for ice cream. So Syazana, Reika, Raihan, Lynnette, Marissa, Aisha, Nadia and myself went walking alogn city link, looking for a place to eat.

We had no idea where we were going of course. Just aimlessly walking around. When Marissa says that theres an ice cream parlor up in front. And guess what it was!!!


POLARIS!


So i was like, "Hahaha!" And said that i wouldn't mind eating here. After a while we decided to. We ordered ice cream and i got sandwhiches because i hadn't eaten my lunch and later on Marissa got some too.

There we were, all glam and dressed up, eating budget icecream at Polaris.


The trip on the MRT was no less than interesting. You want to know why? I can't tell you! Its a secret! Hahahaha i'm so annoying :D, lol.

Right. Oh yes! I made a new friend :)! Lynnette from 3/8. She was really nice. We both were getting off at Tanah Merah so we talked quite a bit about school and teachers and pretty people lol. Because there are some really pretty people in school. I'm serious. If you're not from TK i bet you wish you were. You can just walk down the corridoor and see pretty people and go "i think she's so pretty!" like i do and annoy the heck out of people.

Like Yasmin! Yasmin is so pretty!!

I sound like a creepy stalker who's in love with her but i assure you i'm not. I just think she's gorgeous. I even told her you know. I don't know what in the world possessed me to. But after the farewell (WHICH WAS AMAZING BY THE WAY!) when we were hugging our seniors, i said to her,

"Ok i know this is going to sound really creepy but i think you're soooooooooooooo gorgeous! I'm serious, its like every time i see you i'll tell someone 'Yasmin is so pretty!' "

Because she is. She's so pretty that she can rule the entire universe. Hail Yasmin!

Ok i'm starting to sound even weirder. Where was i?

Oh right. So after her bus comes i go home and my life ends for the day.


By the way, i officially think that i am the most adventurous when it comes to choosing ice cream flavours.

Because while everyone ordered Chocolate,



I ordered MILO.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Hello!! So this is exciting!!

So i live in a pretty scary neighbourhood.

Or okay not scary, just a very kaepoh neighbourhood.

Which is kind of like, our fault. But let me get on with the story already.

I was sitting by the computer waiting for it to load when i remembered i had asked Siti for fruits. It'd been a while but she hadn't given it to me yet. So i decided to get my lazy butt of the chair and ask for it again. I was just about to reach the kitchen when she thrust the bowl at me.

"Hurry up!"

"Why?"

"The police are outside. I want to see whats going on."

"What? Why are the police outside? At our house?"

"Not our house, neighbours house."

"Which neighbour?"

"I don't know."

"So you're just going to go out to see?"

"No lah i'm going upstairs to see."

We bumped into my brother on his way out.

"What happened?"

"The police are outside."

"What! Police outside?"

Within that sudden moment of confusion (mostly on my part because i had no idea what Siti meant by "going upstairs to see") we scrambled to my mothers room!

The three of us perched outselves at the window and pulled the curtains open.

"Whats going on?"

"Must be some maid thing."

"Whose maid is it?"

"I don't know."

"Okay how embarrassing is this you do realise they can see us watching them right?"

"See then see lah!"

"Everybody is watching also."

I frowned, skeptical for a moment. I decidedly scanned the rest of the houses around our beloved round about when i realised that he was right! Some of them were peaking through their windows as well. And there was even one maid pretending to sweep the floor by her gate near the policemen.

Serious!

Siti went down to discover more about this slightly more than exciting situation by pretending to pick up the mail. She came back to report that she couldn't hear anything because they we're speaking too softly.

Yes. I know. This is what i do with my life.

I'm such a sad, sad person.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Okay i am so mad at blogger right now. I just want to kick someone.

I have issues.

I just made myself a smoothie!



Okay. So i didn't. I just went into the kitchen for like two seconds then came out with a smoothie. But thats not the point.

The point is, that i have a lovely, wonderful, creamy, delicious, top secret recipe smoothie with yogurt in it. Low fat, might i add.

Basically i have a smoothie and you don't. NANANANANANA!

That didn't translate well.

If by any chance you do have a smoothie, then i apologise. If you don't, well. I don't apoligise. Hahaha okay okay i'll stop now.

I'm pretty sure i'm supposed to be studying Geography right about now. Pretty sure. But i think i have come, to like, a stage, in my life where i'm building up the inner rebel within me to prepare myself for the viciousness of the business world.

Yes.

I found out a little something about my brother. Apparently when he was Primary 1, he got into trouble for damaging a watch of his friends. Somehow they exchanged watches and when he returned it to that boy it was spoilt. Then the other boys grandmother went down to the school all and complained. The principal called my mother and was like,

"Mrs Wong, your son.. (blahblahblah entire story). So you have to come down to the school and pay $100 as compensation."

My mother was, like "Oh! Okay okay." Because she thought that since my brother went to damage someones watch better pay lah.

However, during this entire time. My brother started argueing. He said,

"Why do i have to pay $100? This watch is how old! It had water bubbles in there already."

And he was P1, mind you.

So then my mother got a call again.

"Er, Mrs Wong. You know i think your son is right. You shouldn't have to pay $100 for it, $50 can already."

And my mother said,

"Ohh, okay."

When my mother told me this story i was in shock! Who knew my brother was so much like my brother at such a young age. I decided that i must ask the young adult penquin (as he calls himself) about this amazing story.

When he came home i asked him about it. And he explained the situation to me further.


Apparently, the watch that the other boy exchanged with him was water resistant shock resistant and everything resistant. So, he just wanted to test how this Hercules of a watch would perform under boiling water.



Omg.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Todays codeword is Cylinder!!

Do you ever have those moments? Where you know like you're all awkward and trying to think of something smart and witty to say but all that comes out is like blahblahblahblahHEYI'MSTUPIDblahblahblahblahblah?

No you say?

I don't think i like you very much.



Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

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