I have no idea what to write about.

How do i explain myself.. well its like, its not that the past week hasn't been eventful. Like when Marissa, Aisha and i crashed Serena's house for a movie marathon which ended up in me going to springroll heaven and over eating.

And my close shave with the law when i thought i could get away with wearing slippers to school and freaking out when Mdm Khoo passed by but hearing her drawl "Put plaster. Just put plaster then i don't know."as she walked past.

At least, thats what i think she said. Well thats what Yaya thinks. I forgot due to the hyperventilating. Thank you Yaya!

Then, there was Xinxuans lovely surprise birthday celebration in the morning. Where Marissa and i were whiny and wanted to eat at KFC instead of Burger King. But the plan was for her to come to Burger King because Reika and Nadia were hiding in KFC with the cakes. So then after NOT being intimidated by Aisha's "Don't *glare* mess *glare* up *glare* the *glare* plan. " Yaya told Xinxuan that we had switched to eat at KFC instead. Actually, i was pretty useless. Anyway, we ran from BK into KFC to tell Reika and Nadia to scoot over and hide at BK, only to realise that there were no seats in the entire place. Meaning that we had to go back to our original plan and meet at BK instead. So we ran back to BK to tell Yaya and Aisha and we were like freaking out, because everything was going so fast. Then we ran back to KFC and i cried out,

"GUYS. YOU HIDE IN. STARBUCKS."

And then we ran back to Burger King and Yaya spotted Xinxuan in a distance so she went to go get her to make sure that she wouldn't make her way to KFC. When the dear girl arrived, we were already queueing up to buy our food and nonchalantly wished her happy birthday.

Then!

Out of the blue!

Nadia and Reika came wearing stupid BK paper crowns and knocking on the window with cakes in hand. And Xinxuan was shocked! We all went out and sang her a birthday song and brought the cakes back in to be massacred.

I love birthday surprises. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANDY!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

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I kinda adore my brother The Boz. At times he is really dumb, but last week he just disgusted me... I asked for his years of training listening to a radio program about ethics on the African subcontinent, and he started bitching:

"Wow! Don't tell me you're into the African subcontinent too!"

At first I was like "WHOA!" then this morning I just subsided and began sobbing. After all, he *is* my brother and I need to make this work...


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Amazing.

Kohkoh are you reading this?

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)



EDIT: Wow. So i was just reading dear Yaya's blog. And to my SHOCK. I read these two little insulting paragraphs!!!

"We suprised her!! It is a very very complicated story to talk about seriously. Before Xinxuan came, we were all panicking because Xx said she was on her way. Most of us were running from KFC to burger King to KFC to Burger King. But we all had a purpose!

Michelle, on the other hand, ran from one food joint to another because she wanted to blend in with the hectic crowd."

Thats it. Yaya.

Come monday, we FIGHT.

It is tradition, and therefore, must be correct.

(You guys probably didn't get that. Its alright.)


But Yaya. You ah. I'm watching you *does the finger to eye thing*. I'm watching you Yaya. I'm watching you.

Food is essential to a persons well being.

Food is essential for life, growth, and survival.

Food, is also, good. Which is why i HAD to eat lunch yesterday. Even though a certain little lady (EUNICEEUNICEEUNICEEUNICEEUNICEEUNICEEUNICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) cancelled on me.

But i shan't digress.

:D

I found myself smsing Siti and asking her to cook me up some spaghetti. But it was like Deja vu all over again.

The second little lady was not home.

So i went in to the house and rummaged through the kitchen. Thinking of what i could possibly eat.

Then as i opened the freezer door, it came to me. Like an angel from heaven. I was going to have some frozen pizza.

Now see here the thing with frozen pizza is that you have to heat it up right? I called the woman and asked her how i was supposed to do this in the microwave. She kept telling me to change it to a 180 degrees but i was like how in the world do i change it to 180 degrees and she's like press the button and i'm like which button and she likes that button and i'm like i did but it's not changing to a 180 degrees oh fine i'll just starve and die.

Before i hang up she says that i could use the oven toaster instead just that i would have to cut it into half because its too big. Interesting.

I retrieve the frozen pizza which is frozen. And i grab a knife.

I try to cut the pizza but it doesn't work.

I resort to sawing.

But did i mention that it was frozen????

So i stabbed it. With all the rage i could muster in my body i stabbed it with my dear life.

And then i broke it into half!

And i chucked one half into the oven toaster!

And then it starts to cook.

(there is a point to this don't worry)

As i walk back to the sink to clear up, i pick up the weapon of mass destruction to go run it under a tap.

Then i stopped and beheld the object before me.



Apparently, i had broken the knife.



This was all just peachy. I started hunting around for the tip of the knife that had come off, but it was no where to be found!

I was afraid that while stabbing it got caugh in the pizza. So then when i eat it i would eat the knife and bleeeeeeeeeeeeeed to death.

I was also afraid that it had flung onto the floor. So then when i'm happily bopping through the kitchen i would step on it and bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to death.

Anyway, i thought that i had better report this to the station mistress.


I decided to go straight to the point. Sms-ing Siti saying, "I broke the knife."

And she had the NERVE to reply,


":) what did you do now?"


By the way, Eunice, i blame you. Deal with it.

I bet i know what you're thinking. Michelle, this is where you end off right? No more broken knife tales to tell! Well aha! Thats where you're wrong! Because theres a second half to that day!

And a mighty er, interesting one it was.

You don't have to continue reading IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Last night was the night where Eunice and i were supposed to watch the SHPS musical with some of my old classmates. Turns out Shayus had been hanging out with her that morning, so we invited her along. I wasn't really sure what we were doing, but i just knew we were supposed to meet Jourdan at 5.00 at Somerset. Because we had no idea where in the world the theatre was and didn't want to take ANY chances.

..If you get what i mean.

We spent some time at her house first. Shayus was drying her hair and i was telling them my story about the knife when we started reminiscing about primary school and the hip happenings of those times. We ended up meeting them at Bugis at 5.15 instead.

Imagine my surprise, when i realise that the only person there from 6/9 was Jourdan and the other 3 were from 6/6. Eunice and i felt mildly awkward in their presense but Shayus was just great and amazing. She can talk (or tease?) like no other.

Its a good thing she loves me. I think.

We were at Mc Donalds and thigns were relatively slow. I was stealing fries off Sha's plate when Renjie starts staring at something.

And Shayus is like, "What are you staring at?"

And he's like, "Why are they carrying all Gucci?"


At that defining moment, a beautiful friendship was formed.

Sha thus dubbed him bestfriend and i can't even start on how hilarious it all was. We all have a new found love for Renjie. Stupid Cheeyang should have been there! Seriously! You cannot believe how many times we said that through spewls of laughter.

With the whole 1-2-cooldown in between.

I shall skip the other parts because it was slightly traumatic, but it was all resolved in the end. Shayus ended up coming for the show and Jourdan left half way with his SJI friends.

The show was good! It was cute and well written. I loved the fish and the starfish. SHPS should definitely do stuff like that more often :D.

Afterwards we headed on down to Yoshinoya because Bestfriend was hungry. Er. Less than attractive pictures were then took on Eunice's camera and i basically spent the entire time laughing at the verbal vommit that was being thrown out.

I really really didn't want to laugh, but i couldn't help it! It wasn't evil or anything. But just the way it like got thrown out. It was HILARIOUS. I like, can't even start to descrobe it. You have no idea.

I told them about the time in P3 when i was looking after 3/5. I still remember. On this particular day, i was sick. So Siti put barley inside my Ribena bottle instead of water. And i happen to like my barley very much thankyou.

But then, it dissappeared! I forgot the exact details. All i know is that i couldn't find my bottle and was trying to figure out where it was.

Turns out, this boy Nicholas took it. AND DRANK FROM IT. And i was so upset and mad that i cried because i couldn't believe that someone would take my bottle and DRINK MY DANG BARLEY.

Ahem. I, i apologise.

Eunice, Sha and i then headed home and we met Mr Teng at the MRT station. I always use the same vocabulary? Fine nevermind. Anyway i was really glad i got to meet Shayus and hang out with her. Of course, i loved hanging out with Eunice too.

Even though the girl did, make me break a knife.

But the whole day was rather eventful for a change! I laughed like i had never laughed before. It was really fun.

And guys,

We are SO stealing Renjie the next time this happens.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Well, i suppose stranger things have happened.

Last night while doing a quick surf on the internet, i listened to the bop of the radio. You know. Trying to be socially aware. Yes.

Anyway. There i was, pretending to be an internet explorer (do you get the joke!) before i rushed to study for Biology SPA. Minding my own business no less. Trying to get it over as quickly as possible.

I vaguely caught bits of the conversation the deejay was having with two other ladies. But i remember hearing him ask,

"So what do you look for in a man?"

Alrighty. Normal question to ask someone you're interviewing.

Until i heard it being repeated of course.



By the man i call my father.


TO ME.

Needless to say this was a pretty awkward situation. I was like "WHAT IN THE WORLD!?" in my head as the thought of the ever cliched 'talk' with the folks was just itching to occur. It was so weird.

I did what any intelligent child would do! I answered, "Huh?"

Actually i wasn't thinking about it all. I really was thinking "Huh?"


"What would you look for in a man?"


My dad asked me again. I suppose he thought i didn't hear him. It then occurred to me that i would have to answer. And you know, considering unbelievable oddness of the situation. I thought the best thing to do, was to jack.

So i said i wanted someone just like my father!

See? I can make it in the real world. I don't understand why people tell me otherwise.

I waited for his grin but it never came.

He just went on to say, that the most important thing to find in a partner,

*i braced myself for a long one*

.. was honesty.





I brought this up today when Marissa's dad sent us home. He laughed and said that whoever you look for, just make sure he isn't an idiot.

Which sat much better with me to tell you the truth :D.

Oh! And it was so funny because this boy was crossing the street when there was a red man, and he honkkkked the horn and went "Shasblashfblisyvousaxnout" to the window. So that the boy who almost lost his life would think that he was swearing at him. I love her parents.

Well Marissa then said that she wanted someone who would conquer their fear for her. Like,

If he's afraid of heights. To bungee jump down Niagra falls for her.

Who her dad said would be an IDIOT. And we all laughed as she tried to defend herself with another example. Like,

If he's afraid of the dark. To watch a movie with her.

I love this girl. I'm telling you.

Before we knew it i had to get off and walked into the empty house as Siti was out grocery shopping,

The brother was sipping tea and sniffling in England,
The mother was enjoying the wonderful delicacies of Ipoh,
And the father was working. Around the changi area. I'm making this up i have no idea.

But i didn't know you see. About Siti i mean. So i was just outside yelling "Siti! Hellooooooooooooooo! Helloooooooooooooooo!" and she never came. It was quite embarrassing.

Then, i whipped out my phone to call her, when i realised that she had smsed me saying that she would be out, and that the key was in its sEcRet lOcAtiOn.

You actually think i'm going to tell you where the key is?! HA! How stupid do you think i am!

Don't- yeah. Right. Anyway..

So i came in, heated up the sustenance the dear lady had left for me, and proceeded on to the computer. And blogged. As i am doing now.

Why am i telling you all this? I'm not sure myself.

Biology SPA was alright. No i'm lying. I messed up two of the results. Whootwhoot! Go Michelle! Kick that practicals butt!

I like extended studies.

I don't like waking up in the morning.

But i like extended studies.




























!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its a good thing i like toe tapping.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

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