Hello, hello. I missed school again today. Because i'm suffering from the

Michelle Month Long Flu



And it took another turn for the worse! I recently won a medal because my nose ran so fast that it won.

Okay so i was trying to make a joke but somehow it didn't really work out? Yeah. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk Michelle. Bad joke maker. Maker of bad jokes. Jokes of a bad maker.

I've seen my doctor 3 times so far! What a good load of insurance i can claim :D. But no anti biotics this time because if i take to much anti biotics i'd fail bio. Because its anti bio-tics.

I know i know, Michelle, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat is wrong with you?!

I'd love to write more, but somehow i can't think of anything!

I'M MORE SICK THAN I THOUGHT.

Crazy flu!

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

EDIT:

Tuesday, 21st February 2006

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Okay.

I think i'm ready.

Okay actually i'm not! No. NO. I mean yes. I mean yes i am ready!

Yes.

I'm ready.

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Okay now i'm ready.

GO MICHELLE!! :D

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

I have to tell you about today!

Lets see, how do i start.

Today is Valentines Day! Meaning chocolates chocolates chocolates and flowers all around. So Elc, being the great friend that she is (i'm not being saracastic!) gave me a bar of Merci chocolate before school started today. So i was like you know "Whoo!" happy because hey! I just got another bar of chocolate. So i put it my pocket and go down to the grounds.

Ok Michelle how many exclamation marks are planning on using today?

ALOT. So i'm warning you first.

Where was i? Right, so i go down, have assembly, geography, biology, and the evil Maths CA which i refused to talk about (even though i actually thought it was quite ok heh) but you're not supposed to say that! Because when you do, you magically do badly and you'll be like "I can't believe i thought this was ok." Really. It happens doesn't it? Some weird thing that the world does to you. But hello Michelle you're not getting to the story yet.

OK. So its recess! And i go down stairs to the bookshop to collect the geography notes and i stick my hand in my pocket and pull out my wallet. And i think, strange.

My wallet was covered in brown stuff.

ELC'S CHOCOLATE! I think. But anyway, i pay the aunty and take the stack of notes and head on down to the sink. So i start washing my wallet, even though it got all wet it was still alright. I just wanted to get all the gunk of it, while Lynette bought her milo. So finally i'm done! And we head to find a place to sit down before-

Oops! Lynette accidentally misses her step and spills milo on the geography notes, my pinafore, shoe and hands. SO i leave the stuff at the table including my wallet which got milo on it too, so that she could look after them. Andi decide to go to the toilet! To wash my hands, my chocolatey pocket and oh! Of course, my handphone that got chocolate all over it too.

So there i was, in the toilet, using the tissue paper and trying to get all the chocolate off my pocket. I ended up soaking it too. Then i scapred all the ucky chocolate off my phone and washed it clean.

I know what you're thinking.

"MICHELLE YOU WASHED YOUR HANDPHONE CLEAN?!"

But obviously that question did not pop into my mind! And this is why, at this very moment, my handphone is lying in the handphone hospital. In critical condition because its spoiled.

Yayyyyyyyyyyy *happy dance*

Oh and do you know whats the nicest? Lynettes cure. She took my phone and threw it on the ground. And then she picked it up and it worked for a while. But then it didn't again. So she threw it.

On the ground.

Again.

And then it worked!

And then it didn't.

So it was thrown.

On the ground.

Again.

Yes.

I have to admit it was kind of cute in a way though. Don't ask me how.

AND WHAT IS THIS WHITE INSECT DOING ON ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok whoo! Er, lets not mind about that. So yes! My phone is currently spoilt, because Michelle stupidly went to wash it, and then throw it onto the ground (although it worked for a moment). So then i head on back to the table, and open my wallet and realise that i got milo on it too! So i go wash it and now it stained.

Yay.

This is not Lynettes fault though (i'm not being sarcastic again), because it was an accident. And accidents happen. And normally someone would relate this to the fact that today is Valentines Day and they don't have a Valentine, but i refuse! Why? Because i don't think that the two things are related! I mean Valentines Day is a wonderful day where you get lots of chocolates and sweets and hugs from people. Its just like Halloween! Just that you don't dress up. And its not about fear, but about love. Which are sort of related but thats not what i'm talking about lol.

What i mean is that Valentines Day is you know, Valentines Day! Its just a great holiday to whine. Haha. Like whining about how you're single infront of people who aren't and they can't say anything about it but you actually don't mind just that its fun to see how they can't say anything and you just smile and then feel bad but then you smile again.

Do you see what i mean?!

Unless we're 45 and we're still single, living on our own trying to feed ourselves with love and affection from an imaginary character which we made up as our Romeo or Juliet, we're really just fine! Or i mean, i'm just fine. I really shouldn't be speaking for other people lol. But thats how i feel about today :). And i know i told this joke SO MANY times, but i just have to say it again.

I spent Valentines Day with my first love.

DRAMA :):):).

Besides! i don't need a Valentine, i have a VALENCIA XD. Hahahaha!

So yes! My wallets stained, my handphones spoilt, and i believe the new spelling to Lorraines name is LOWAINE XD. Oh! And i saw Kel at Planet Surf! Hahaha. And although this might sound ironic now,

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! --------#----({<* (i'm hoping that looks like a flower)

I know, Michelle. Could you contradict yourself enough?

And as a certain brother-like human would say "I believe that is a rethorical question"

Although really i mean, theres nothing wrong with spreading the love on Valentines Day. Just that i don't think that you need someone else to do it with you. Does that make sense?

Cute Is What We Aim For.

I just told my mother, shes mad now.

Baha, WHO WOULDN'T BE!

OHMYGOODNESSMICHELLEWONG.

I'll let my phone have crazy flashes until the middle of the night.

PULL THROUGH MY DEAR PHONE WHICH I HAVE NOW NAMED QUEE. PULL THROUGH!

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Hello, hello.

When times like this come, there is nothing better to do, than to make a list of things that make you happy.

Times like what?!

Times like 8:52PM of course! And times when you are sick, bored, got caught in the rain and kept going to the toilet during tuition and made your teacher angry because you were sick so you drank alot of water and i will use my digression and not explain any further.

Okay!

THINGS THAT MAKE MICHELLE HAPPY
(In no particular order)

1. Spaghetti.
2. Soup!
3. Spaghetti.
4. Spaghetti (this is to make a point).
5. Penguins.
6. Pointy toed shoes.
7. Shoes that make me smile.
8. Those kind of moments when a theme song just starts playing in your head and you swerve around wondering where its coming from.
9. Days where you can stay wrapped up like a popiah in your blanket (which you secretly call blankey but no one needs to know that).
10. Not acting your age.
11. Going for Drama.
12. Being able to see Sarah.
13. Doing well.
14. When someone says they liked what i drew!
15. The playground.
16. The secret names we give our playgrounds.
17. The secret passages we take to get to our playgrounds.
18. JAM.
19. The colours red and blue.
20. That feeling when my bag is light because there are no books to take home.
21. The smell of fresh markers :).
22. Animal print.
23. Barbie dolls (i confess).
24. Imagination.
25. An empty stage.
26. When someone tells me i've been doing a good job.
27. When someone tells me that they believe in me.
28. JUMPING.
29. High fives.
30. Low fives.
31. In the middle fives.
32. Watching Tv till the wee hours of the morning.
33. Movies that make you smile and cry at the same time.
34. Books that make you get lost in another world.
35. My very own little world.
36. How so many people tell me i'm weird XD.
37. How people can understand things without saying anything.
38. When you wake up in the morning and just know that that day was going to be a good day.
39. Going shopping.
40. Double scoops of ice cream.
41. Cheese.
42. Teal satin.
43. Bows.
44. Polka dots.
45. Stripes.
46. Laughter.
47. Having a passion for something.
48. Believing in what you're doing.
49. Seeing my solitary mango on the tree.
50. Katong Laksa!
51. Listening to a song over and over again.
52. Disney princesses.
53. Fake moustaches.
54. Audrey Hepburn.
55. Jackie Onassis.
56. The Victorian era.
57. The 20's and 50's.
58. Mary Poppins.
59. Making up songs out of a word.
60. Scarves.
61. Being in awe.
62. Spacing out.
63. Smiling just because you want to and not having anyone ask you why.
64. That last bell at 1:45.
65. Christmas.
66. Cheesecake.
67. Being comfortable.
68. Messy hair.
69. Talking to myself.
70. Thinking.
71. Day dreaming.
72. Feeling like i've accomplished something.
73. Mini coopers.
74. Couture.
75. Random thoughts.
76. How something can only be something, and never anything else.
77. Not taking medicine.
78. Family dinners.
79. When my father tells me a number story.
80. Hugging you legs to yourself and rocking back and forth.
81. Thinking about something differently, even if i do end up with the wrong answer.
82. Pictures.
83. Neatness in work.
84. Scribbleness in life.
85. Not walking into a wall.
86. Cherades that make you run around the school.
87. Excitement!
88. Hats.
89. Remembering.
90. Slow movements.
91. Flopping up and down.
92. Chocolate on chocolate.
93. Life without braces.
94. Flowers.
95. Washing the car.
96. My wonderful friends :)
97. Big red plush chairs.
98. Stall number one.
99. Boat rides along the Singapore river.
100. Funny accents.
101. Making lists till a 101 XD

Okay, i'd better stop now heh. But that was good! It made me feel good. And for some strange reason my papaya tastes like soy sauce.

Really!

I don't think its rotten, it just tastes like soy sauce. Soy sauce couldn't have gotten into the bowl because the other fruits don't taste like soy, only the papaya.

Strange. Very strange indeed.

I think "The Curious Incident" book is getting to me.

I shall investigate!

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

EDIT:

I decided to add more! Just because i suddenly felt like it :).

102. MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS!! XD (and i'm not just saying this!)
103. Sliding down the stairs on my mattress.
104. My boster.
105. When i don't have to walk home from the mrt station.
106. How i name all my stuffed toys after their colour, eg. Pinky, Bluey, Browny, Yellowy..
107. Side ponytails.
108. Crazy poses!
109. Aroma from amazing food.
110. HIGH SOCKS.
111. Spastic dancing.
112. Doodling.
113. Funny faces in the mirror.
114. Straight teeth XD.
115. Going home straight from school (Ahahhaha).
116. Running up and down the stairs to catch America's Next Top Model and not getting caught.
117. Unblocked noses.
118. Bouncing.
119. Toilets.
120. Sleeping.

Which is what i'm going to do now.

Because if i don't go in the next 5 seconds, i won't even be alive to tell you what happened next.

GOODNIGHT!

MAY IT BE A HAPPY ONE FOR YOU TOO :)

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

THEORY FOR THE DAY:

TWO SICK WONG'S DON'T MAKE A RIGHT


Although we do get a day off school XD.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

EDIT:

Make that THREE sick Wong's!

One of which, is in denial.

Tsk tsk, he'd better get out if not he'd get even more sick.

I asked a Wong where they were going,
A Wong said that they were flying.
I asked a Wong where they were flying to,
But the Wong i asked had already Flu.

*cough cough wheeze wheeze pant pant drops something and faints*

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

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