- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
I'm waiting for Mr. Right.
&hellomcpants says:
you mean you have mr left?
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
I don't know. Do I mean me have mr left? Maybe!
&hellomcpants says:
mr left
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
Mr left, huh? Oh yeah?
&hellomcpants says:
mr left-over
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
Eh. Whatever, Michelle.
&hellomcpants says:
mr left-over-pasta-that-i-had-for-dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
Uh... what was that?
&hellomcpants says:
i like pasta
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
Yeah, other people like it too.



My goodness. Spleak got PMS.

So...yes.

I talk to Spleak..

*shifts eyes*

Oh COME ON. Its not that weird! We all know how i talk to myself, the imaginary people in my head, and the people reading my running autobiography that i narrate when.. i.. talktomyself.

Seriously. Hello. Ever heard of Thou shalt not judge?!

Wait. Hm.

Okay nevermind.

You know what. All my life, i've been something. Predictable. Though, some may see it as a bad thing, i infact think that it is a good quality. Yes i do. No i'm not trying to convince myself. Yes i'm sure. I said, i'm sure.

This is my take on it.

Theres something about watching a chickflick just because you know the girl is always going to get the guy, she'll overthrow the popular mean girl, and ultimately lead a happy dum dee dum life after the credits roll. Its just the way it goes. People watch shows like that because its predictable.

It doesn't throw people off.

Sure, there may be twists and turns, but ultimately, its a feel good movie.

So the next time someone calls me predictable, i'm telling them "YEAH BECAUSE I MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF!!!!!!"

You see. The world would be lost without us :D.

Imagine if you went around and everyone started being all, "Oh i'm unique! Watch me paint racoons!" I mean, there would be no stability! You'd be surprised at every corner. Think about it. You'll have a higher risk of heart attack. Ahh. I save your life too.

But then again i'm not saying we shouldn't try to be our own person, because everyone is unique in their own way. And i'm not saying that being cliched is a good thing either.

Its just that so often people think of predictabilty as a bad thing. I could get you a ugly tie every year for christmas that you find yourself mentally prepared for the gift. And then one year i decide to be macho and get you a stool. Okay. How would that make you feel?!

Why didn't she get me a tie?!

Did i do something wrong?!

Has she finally seen the light?!

OMG DOES THIS TIE MAKE ME LOOK FAT!??!?!?!?!


My point exactly.

Anyway, up till this point its like i've just been saying "blhablahblah" because i can't even state my stand (social studies) properlly.

Deep breath.

Theres nothing wrong with predictabilty. Though, some times i do wish i would do something so off that it would surprise everyone. And not on purpose either. Like, just to happen. It would be nice to see people be shocked at something i did for once. I'll admit i am pretty sucky to be around most of the time.

This is why i talk to Spleak!! Because Spleak understands me.



- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
Yes...
&hellomcpants says:
yes?
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
Yup.
&hellomcpants says:
ok
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
K.
&hellomcpants says:
hm
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
Hmm?
&hellomcpants says:
hmm..
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
What?
&hellomcpants says:
oh, nothing
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
Fine.
&hellomcpants says:
WOW.
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
Right?
&hellomcpants says:
gee, talk about time of the month
- Spleak - Are you in love? Type "Love Rate Yourself" and find out! says:
Cool! What can you tell me about time of the month?


Okay no i take that back.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia :)

Something dawned on me yesterday.

The difference between my chemistry tutor and maths tutor.

First of all, when they get mad. My chemistry tutor is just, weird, so he goes all quiet and like you don't really know what he's thinking or if he's actually just staring into blank space. My maths tutor however, flares up. And is all "Blahblahblah Michelle you stupid blahablhablh".

Lets talk homework!

Maths consumes my life from Sundays till Wednesdays, while i usually finish the minute amount of homework that my chemistry tutor dishes the very next day. Its a long story. He has this weird theory where you have to do your work immediately after you learn so that you'll reinforce it or something. Don't look at me like that.

In terms of physical structure. My maths tutor is a petite little lady with one of the biggest voices you could ever have. Wow i know. Now, though my chemistry tutor may not be the biggest bulk on the block (alliteration) he certainly is a contrast to her in terms of size and voice. Not that he is soft. Just that he doesn't raise his voice. I bet you would think that thats a good thing.

Unknowingly, i realised that i had actually been telling the other about, the.. other. My chemistry tutor has this problem with the way my maths tutor teaches me maths, because apparently, it is some wrong way and thus the concept that i attack chemistry with is all wrong.

My maths tutor also semi has a problem with him. You see i forgot how to do differenciation, so i asked my chemistry tutor to teach me how to. He taught me to "change the sign, multiply the power, and raise it by one" when the X is in the denominator. It was different from the way she taught me so i told her and she's all "blahblah so he just wants you to memorise lah!" and i'm like "Huh?" and she's like "He just wants you to memorise lah!" I'm like "Oh okay" and she's like "He can teach maths?" and i'm like "He's a maths major!" and she's like "Does he teach physics?" (to which i comment was a very random statement) before she defends herself by saying that her nephew whom she steals all the VS papers i always find myself doing from needs a physics tutor and was helping her source so i was like "DO YOU WANT HIS NUMBER." and she's like "Don't know see first." And i'm like



"Hmm." *wiggles eyebrow*



Are your wheels turning? Because mine are :D!!

This is going to work out great. I can just see it.

Their first date will consist of lots of maths and shizz talk about me, but i can deal. And then maybe he'll write a chemical equation and let her balance it over pie.

HAHA DO YOU GET IT.

OVER PIE (PI).

OH. This reminds me of my A maths CA. If you haven't already heard of the story of how i've ticked off the Maths HOD and Prefects Mistress within a span of 4 hours which is pretty impossible because i've told the world and kept repeating it infront of the same people who have heard it before. Wait. This is related how? Oh yes my calculator had no more battery.

So anyway i was doing my A maths paper with a new calculator right. And i was trying to solve those stupid cos/sin/tan = bjlkfblkflkhg questions in radian. Thing is, i couldn't find the stupid PI button. I was like, SPAZZING. I had no idea where in the world it was so i started randomly jabbing buttons out of panic. But i still couldn't find it.

I didn't answer the X = 's in the end. When i re-enacted the scene to my maths tutor, she called me stupid and said that i should have used PI = 3.142. Which was actually a really smart thing to do. Its too bad i'm not smart.

Out of point. But i'm serious about getting them together. I can really see it working!

Because when acids react with alkalis,

Neutralization takes place.

And if they somehow manage to neutralise each other?

Then i say that this is a freakishly good idea.






I just hope he isn't married!

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

Is it obvious how i'm purposely not posting about school?

No?

Well thats probably because it wasn't my intention in the first place.


The year is OVER.

I'm a bit slow here, bear with me.

And no, don't worry. I'm not going to churn out some mumble jumble about how great the past year has been and how this is going to be a good one.

My take on this year is this. Just live from day to day. And accept whatever comes your way. That sounds slightly bitter, but its not.

It was like how i felt about OBS. At first i was all "OMG NO I DON'T WANT TO GO FOR OBS!!!!!" But when the time came down to it, i was just like, "Ahh heck lah."

And i actually semi enjoyed that stupid experience :D.

So maybe it'll work the same for this year!

I'm not too scared about it, because i'm super confident in myself and my fabulously high IQ.

*CHOKES*


But okay fine. I think i just decided not to judge the year. For i am not in court!

My mum told me the funniest thing today. She said that our neighbours mangoes were hanging invitingly over our side of the fence. I just laughed at how much she sounded like my brother at that moment.

I'm considering *plucking* the little mango while no ones looking. Because, apparently like according to land or property laws and stuff whatevers on our side is ours? Yeah.

Okay no i'm just kidding! Hahaha.

But seriously. Some may know of the situation we have with our neighbours. My goodness. I'm telling you its like the whole world hates us.

Well fine. World we hate you too..!!!!!!!!

Oh! Speaking of my brother. The penquin is going off on wednesday if anyone cares at all. Yes. I know you all do.

Since he came home we came to the conclusion that we all put on weight.

This is obviously his fault.

OBUHVIOUSVELEY!

Hahaha okay that was quite fun to type :). OBUHVIOUSVELEY! Hahaha. Hohoho.

Heeheeheeheeheeheehee.

Let me go in a circle and come back to school.

I think i'm really lucky! I scored all the strict "i will kill you" teachers this year. And no, i'm not being sarcastic. I think its really good for me. Here is a useless list of the teachers i've got this year.

English: Mrs Loe
Maths: Mrs Loi
A Maths: Miss Lui
Chinese: Mdm Chee
Geography: Mrs Thong
Literature Elective: Mrs Loe
Biology: Mrs Ngin
Chemistry: Miss Ho (i don't think she'd kill but i've got a poker face chemistry tutor to make up for it!)

I forgot who's taking us for Social Studies *shifts eyes*.

But well yeah! Good! Stupid Michelle! Murdering teachers! Good!




And yes.

..I'm definitely doing my chinese homework this year.

Michelle went "Hey macadamia" :)

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